When you put your head between my boobs, will it tickle?

(Sure...It'll tickle and turn you on!)

I love you, Brown! I'm so glad you love seeing me here.

(That's the definite truth, Sweet Thang!)

I am so drunk! I'll take on all three of you tonight!

(Tank and Ryan...You heard her. It's party time!)

That's it, Baby...Tease me like that. You know that makes me hard.

(I want a lick too, please!)

I knew you'd come for me, Brown...You ready for a little island "flava"?

(You bet...and you can ride me life a surfboard, Baby.)

I wanted to honor your military service, Brown...Will this work?

(Oh my! In that case, I might just re-up!)

I know I'm not that busty, Brown...but my tongue piercing will make you forget about that.

Oh my! I guess that's why chicks with glasses are the new hotties!

I know whose back, front and sides I'm going to wash right now...Yowza!

Oh Brown..This is my first time and I wanted you to make a woman out of me tonight. Is that okay?

(Oh gosh yes! I'd be honored.) Heh! Heh!

My girls have been telling me how good you are, Tank...You ready to take on an experienced woman now?

(Oh my! A MILF queen! You better do it, Tank!)

Excuse me...Can you show me where Ryan lives? He told me he lives some where near here.

(Actually, I'm his neighbor and he won't be back until late...Why don't you stay at my place until he gets here?) Heh! Heh! Heh!

I can't believe Brown is phucking that brunette b*tch right here on the beach and not me...What does he have against blondes?

(Not a thing! Don't trip...I'll get to you once I'm done with her.)

Brown, Ryan and Tank...We LOVE doggie style. Will you guys slap us real good?

(Shiiit! That goes without saying! ALL of you will get your turn...You may even get anal as a special bonus.)

I heard you love redheads, Brown...Wanna go a few rounds with me?

That's a question that never needs to be asked...Just show up, get naked and I'll do the rest!)

This is the time when music comes on and I get brick hard...

She likes it hard, fast, and rough...

....and I'm going to give it to her just the way she likes it.

Make my juggs bounce, Sugar...I heard you know how you do it hardcore! I want it!

Another titty phuck waiting to happen courtesy of Brown's Supersexy Babeblog.

Hmmm...I think I hear the door. I bet Brown will be surprised to see me visiting from L.A. Wait until he comes to the bedroom!

There's a good chance I probably will...especially naked!

Ryan! You're home from work early! We were just taking a quick dip in your hot tub naked before Brown and Tank came over...I hope you don't mind.

For some reason, I don't think Ryan minds at all...

Phuck me or lose me forever...

(I have no intention on losing you forever, Baby!)

Yeah...Hand on ass, hand on titty. Now that's how hot girl-on-girl experimentation starts...

...so let me get the liqour and help get this party started. Ohhh yeahhh!

Well? What do you think, Tank? Should cover myself or wait for you uncovered before we make love?

(I think I know how I'd respond to that question.)

I think this is probably the ONLY time most American beers are useful...

Damn she has some nice phucking tits...When used properly (as in this case), Dudsheister truly is the "King of Beers."

You'll get three wishes is you rub these the right way, Baby!

Nice! I've dreamed of making wishes by rubbing on titties...I'm so glad this doesn't count as a wish!

This is so nice, Ryan...How can you afford this resort vacation after that expensive cruise? Are you using Brown's timeshare week again?

Since he's been so good to you, I want to reward him...Can we have him over for a party TRAIN?

(Ryan, I think that's a great idea. Heh!)

Oh. My. Phucking. Goodness! That's all I can say!

This is that heartbreaker that guys write songs about...Songs that are sadder than Country & Western songs.

As a matter of fact, these have Brown's "Grade A" seal of approval...Want to do a taste test?

(Oh..That would be really nice.)

Oops!...Am I being naughty in front of the webcam again? My bad!

(Don't be sorry, Baby...unless you're not planning to come over tonight.)

Oh, I'm just sitting in this chair, Tank. Are you going to ask me out or what?

(Take advantage of the titties, Tank...They are always a good deal!)

Will you let Brown dip me deep from the back please? He seems to enjoy my soft skin especially when he kisses my back. Is that okay, Honey?

Her husband doesn't like sex anymore, so I "fill in" for him...If you know what I mean!

Ohhh, Brown! Thank you for taking me on this vacation with you...I love this sweet tropical breeze! I think I'm going to get fully naked for you now.

Ahh...Taking hotties with you on vacation can yield dividens...In fact, she may also attract other hotties to you for a world class phuckfest! I love vacations.

Hey! You want to suck on these later right? How about you get me another drink?

(Shannon, I'll be a slave for your big juggs any day of the week!)

The Sensational Shannon Show is back...with Season 2!

Thanks, Ryan for keeping focused on you while I take this pic. These topless beach chicks fall for our distraction trick all the time.

Keep up the good work, Ryan!

No, I'm not David Schwimmer, but she thinks I am...Don't blow my cover, Brown-- I may get some tonight.

(Dude, I never cock block, but I do like to share the spoils.) Heh!

Surprise girl took me up on my offer to let her stay at my house rather than drinking and driving...

I feel good knowing I'm doing my part to keep her and the streets safe. My bed is so comfortable that she's fast asleep...The very sight of her is making me hard. I wonder how those taste...Hmmm.

Will you do my term paper for me, Brownie Baby...PLEASE? What can I do to persuade you?

(Let's see... Since you do have a couple of items of collateral on hand, I'm sure we can work out a deal.)

We are so tipsy, Brown...Can we stay at your house? That way we're being responsible.

(Well...yeah! You girls are so responsible!) Let that be a message to all busty babes-- Don't drink and drive! If you do drink, stay at my house for the night. Heh!

I'm like a tiger in the bedroom...Can you handle that?

(Oh yeah...and I'll have you roar in ecstacy when I'm done with you.)

That's what I call "Livin' La VIDA Loca!"

This babe is a fan favorite legendary sex kitten that needs to be dipped in chocolate...My chocolate (and that other stuff so I can lick it clean off.)

I guess I can't go anywhere without running into a topless babe with sweet tits on the beach...

(Phuck sightseeing! My entire vacation will be spent right here!)