Saturday, May 2, 2009

Cleavage check, Ladies! Yeah...Oh yeah. Nice...

(Thank you for your cooperation. You both passed with flying colors. Isn't that right, Ryan?)

Hee! Hee! I will only get naked in your condo, Brown. I'm not going to get out here naked and jump on a trampoline. Nice try! Ha! Ha!

It doesn't hurt to ask...It always makes them laugh.

Line up and get yours today....Got titty?


If I go with you, you have to take Shawna too, okay?

(Sounds reasonable.)
Besides we don't turn down potential threesomes any way. Heh!

Backseat huh? You are a very naughty man, Mr. Brown? I knew there was a reason why you bought this SUV.

(Uh...yeah, Sweet thang! Judging by the mischievious smile, it looks like you're down for it.)

Hey Titties! er..I mean Trixie!

It's understandable...Titties can make any man a little tongue tied.

Friday, May 1, 2009

OMFG! That's some sh*t I'd pay to see when it comes to tequila shots. Phuck!


Tank! I'm your number one fan! Could you kiss these? I'd be so grateful!

(If I could kiss them, I'd be grateful too!)

What's the square root of 10? I have no idea...but I have big boobs!

(Works for me. If I was your math professor, you'd get an A for leaning over my desk to ask questions.) Heh! Heh!

Hi, Brown, Ryan & Sword! We love your club! Is it okay to bring our other girlfriends next time? We'd have so much fun with you guys!

(Oh yeah...I'd love that! Bring 'em...especially if they're hot and busty like you ladies.)

You ready for your titty phuck, Brown? Remember...It's doctor's orders to speed in your recovery.

(Oh yeah...I have the best phucking doctor who prescribes the best phucking medicine.)

Thanks for letting me pick some fresh strawberries off your land, Brown...It was just so hot out, I had to take off my shirt. Wanna taste of these?

(Absolutely! The strawberries will probably taste good too.)

You mean to tell me that if I taste my boobs they'll taste like vanilla? Yeah right!

(I'm telling you...Give it a try. You'll be surprised.)

Mmmm....It does taste like Vanilla, Brown...I thought you were joking.

(Yeah...Your nipples taste like cherry and whipped cream. Want to taste it to find out while I watch?)

Since you like my big juggs, Brown, how about tapping this from behind? It's my favorite position.

(That would be my pleasure. It's one of my favorite positions too.)

I want to feel those lips on the right side of my neck, Brown...Can you handle all this hotness?

(Are you kidding? I'll not only kiss the right side of your neck, but your left side, your lips, your cleavage, your thighs, toes, backside, front side....shall I go on? The real question is: Can you handle my sweet caress?)

Kiss the cleavage, Ryan...I heard you like them BIG like this.

(Karen...I'm not sure if his mouth is big enough for those. If not, mine is big enough to latch on.) Hey Ryan...Are you you going to bury your head in that cleavage or do I need to? Heh!

This is a great party, Sword...When will I get to have that private party with you on your boat??

Mmmm....I'd love to have a private party with her myself. Yum!

This is one of many gifts I'm unwrapping for your upcoming birthday, Brown...You like?

(Aww phuck! This is the type of gift I want every birthday.)

You gonna pound me some more doggie style, Ryan? You know how much I love this position. Do it!

If you need help with Mandy, let me know, Ryan...especially if she needs...uh...training.

Spank me, Mr. Brown...I've been a very naughty girl.

(That will be my pleasure, Dana. Wow...I see you're trying to celebrate my birthday early this month.)

The shirt says: "Dump your girlfriend and you get to taste these titties."

(In that case, what phucking girlfriend? Hell, I'll throw in a future girlfriend to dump for good measure.) Heh!

Oh! Is this your hotel room, Ryan? I'm sorry...I thought this was Brown's room.

Hopefully Ryan will return this party favor to my room before he decides to play with it...
Yeah right...I thought the same thing too.

Hi Tank, Brown and Sword. We are your party hosts for tonight. What would you like to get into?

(One of the things I'm thinking of is obvious, but that's for later. Take us to all of the hot party spots, because we are going to be drinking and dancing until late. Ohhhh yeahh!)

I've got dibs on the caramel babe in the middle...

...I may even allow one of the not so busty ones into the fray in a threesome situation. That's the generous thing to do. Heh!

So what are you going to do first, Brown? Put my legs over your shoulders and phuck me into next week or bury your face in my cleavage?

(The natural order is to bury my face in your cleavage which gets me hard quicker than a ricochet, then I'm going to pound your koochie good until you explode in ecstacy. How's that?)

Sword! Tank! It's time for breakfast!

Now that's the way I'd like to start my day!

This is such a nice pool, Mr. Brown...I hope I'm not imposing.

(Imposing? Not at all, Teresa. Enjoy the pool.)

While I enjoy the view. Heh! Heh!

Is Ryan going to put THAT in me? OMG!

Looks like you put a little fear into this girl, Ryan. My recommendation is to start with a nice titty phuck to set her mind at ease...then bring the piledrive.

Here they are, Sword...For your full pleasure, Baby!

Hey, Sword...If you need a hand (or second mouth) with those let me know, please. Thanks.

Wearing clothes getting you down? Why not just get NAKED!

...because clothes are so overrated.

Baaaaadowwwww!!! Do these meet your seal of approval, Mr. Brown?

(Rightly so, Catrina! Let me cover them with my "seal" right now.) Heh! Heh!

These belong to you, Brown...Don't they look GOOD?

(OMG! Yes! I have got to have a taste!)

I scream for ice cream, Brown! What do you scream for?

(I scream for licking that ice cream off of your double scoops, Sugar!)

Since you're standing there all hard, why don't you get a taste of these as your appetizer and then we'll get down to business shall we?

(Oh yes, Dana...I am under your spell, Baby. Mmmm.)

Don't just stand there drooling, Brown! Get over here and satisfy your craving.

(Thank you, Dana! Thank you so much.)

As you can see, not only is my rack nice but so is my ass. Come here and cop a feel if you don't believe me, Brown.

(You're right, I don't believe you....I think I really do need to touch it.) Heh! Heh! Heh!

Carry me in the threshhold and throw me on your bed, Sword. I like it rough!

(I think Sword is more a a gentleman, Chloe. Not sure if that's his style. I'll give it to you the way you like it though.) Heh!

You know you want to do it, Brown...Lick it!

(Paola, I dream of tasting that sweet cinnamon! Enjoy my tongue, Baby.)

Oh! You wanted me to get food? I thought you said you wanted me to get nude. My bad!

Now this is a misunderstading I can work with.