Friday, September 26, 2008

Winner! Sexy Knockout Hall of Fame!

Her ass, skin, hair and rack has earned her top status! Yowza!

...and another thing! If you're going to drool over my big boobs, you damn well better be willing to suck them too! Now...Who's first?

(Me!!! Meeeee!!!!)

A big, tall man like you need a buffet like THIS to satisfy YOUR hunger, Brown!...

(Oh my stars and stripes! That is so true! You must've been sent down from Heaven!)

Bring that over here and put it right on my tongue...Why do you think I have this piercing in the first place?

(Oh my! Are you going to make me roar?)

Not only is she nice with the banana shaped titties, but I also love the freckles...That looks pretty hot!

I don't blame that knucklehead...I'd be touching them too. I am curious as to why she's standing around butt naked...Did she see me over there or something?

What in the world?!! Will you look at that...Anytime you can see Tank's name is on someone's shorts, it's obvious that he's the M.C. of this party.

Lucky bastard!

Mesmerizing and gorgeous!

She already has me under her spell and that's a hottie you can take home to mama!

Hmm...I know Brown is going to love this pic, even if it is a camera phone pic.

(That's true, Baby...It's one of the best quality camera phone pics I've even seen. Mmmm!)

Who's whisting at me over there? Is that you, Brown? I'll be over there in a minute to rub these in your face. Hang on!

(That I will, Baby!)

Pixie wants to phuck me so badly...She's taking her clothes off to the point that her seduction is irresistible...

...Phuck it. I might as well give in. Wouldn't you?

You know you want to dip me...Dip me deep, Baby!

(That I will...and not in that water.) Heh!

Just the way you like it, Brown...and I'll take this dress off nice and slow after I give you a lap dance making you nice and hard.

(Thank you...but if you do too much, you might not be able to get around to that dance except in the sheets.)

I'll be happy to comb your hair for you, Baby...

...I'd also bury my face in those and wax that ass too.

Hubba Fricken Hubba...For dessert, I'll take that luscious mocha delight right there, please...

Mmmmm...Phucking gorgeous.

You heard me right-- Take your clothes off NOW!

I love it when a girl loves to be told what to do.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

It's not often I go for a stroll and I come across two sweet young college chicks offering me a free phuck...

Since they are showing proof that they were tested and clean, it's hard to turn down...I guess I'll go get some skins and we're going to have a full blown phuckfest-- My treat!

Wait! You ladies are kidding, right? Does this mean we can have a threesome?

Dude, seeing a couple of naked chicks together in public is probably a good indicator that they're serious.

Don't mind if I do, Ladies...After all, it been a LONG time for me since I've had some sweet young tail.

I guess it's just that simple-- advertise it and men will cum!

As you can see, Brown, I slipped into something a little more comfortable...

(Oh my! You look stunning! Once I pick my mouth off of the floor, they are going on to those. Mmmm!)

I'm equal opportunity. I don't care what color your hair is...

...Especially with a sweet ass body like that!

Patricia, you're losing at strip poker. You know the drill-- Open your mouth wide and say "Ahhh!"

(Yeah...I thought you'd enjoy it.)

Next time I have her reaching over to pleasure me, I better make sure her arm isn't covering her face.

Those are some nice looking caramel titties.

Ohhh yeahhh! I KNEW getting the outdoor shower next to the pool would pay off...and pay off handsomely! Sweet!


Here they are, Brown...Lick and suck at will please.

(Thank you, Thank you!!!)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I'm going to lift her up, have her wrap her legs around me and I'm laying her down on my bed....

...phucking her brains out is an understatement.

Go ahead, Tank...Squeeze them. You know MILF titties are the best!

You can't argue with experience.

Suckaliciously sensual and round...Nice!


Girl! You know I'm on my way to Brown's house now...The moment he sees these sweet tits, I have him eating out the palm of my hand and my kitty kat!

(That's true...and she tastes like the sweetest honey you could ever taste.)

You wanna phuck me some more, Brown? Damn that felt good!

(I say likewise, Baby...Those titties are some of the sweetest I've tasted. Delish!)

Calm waters are always perfect for a good wavy phuck!

(Here cums my harpoon, Baby!)

Great party, Ryan! Is Brown coming over? We'd love him to take two of us off your hands...

(Ryan...They may have a point. After all, you only have two hands.)

She's going to bounce those once she finishes my spiked drink...Ohhh yeahhh!


Kiss me, Brown...Bring your head down here. I love tall men!

(I will more than likely take it further than that.) Heh!

Little does she know, I have that so spiked she won't remember what happened the next morning...

...which was why I had her sign the consent form and liability waiver on camera prior to the drinking. Heh! Heh!

If you do that, it will be MY birthday too!

(Do it! Do it! Do it! DO IT!!!!)