Hot chicks giggling before they kiss is a sure sign that my drinks have taken full effect. Ohhh yeahhh!

Now that is one very sweet looking pussy...cat!

I bought a patch of land a few weeks ago and look what came with it...

Mmmm....That is the luxury of enjoying the fruit of the land. Sorry-- No poachers allowed!

Wow...I didn't think you'd like them, Brown.

(Girl, I've never seen a nice pair of hooters I didn't like.)

You know you wanna phuck me...Why are you standing there?

(I'm trying to pick my mouth off the floor and put it to good use on you!)

I think that calls for a custom made....

...because I don't think there's a bikini top big enough off the rack to contain those sweet juggs!

Alright, Brown...Pump me like a porno star....

(That I will, Baby...That I wil.)

What floor, Baby?

(Any floor where I can take you to ecstacy, Sweet thang!)

I know you love my smile, Brown...What else do you like?

(The number one thing is: I love to phuck.)

Don't you want me?

(Hell yeah! All night long.)

C-cups are welcome too....

They taste just as sweet as the honey comb.

I heard how good you are at this...Wanna make a play at mine, Mr. Brown?

(Hmm...Let's see-- Can you say: PHUCK YES?!)

Great Golden Rack....

I would've loved to had walked in on her doing that.

Got to love first time drinkers...I already got her friend tipsy and trying to get a taste.

I'll just watch...Yum!

She's legal now...See all the liquor behind her? Gone!

...because this girl is now a fan favorite party girl!

Yes....Like that. Now, take your clothes off really slow. Yes....

That is the best amateur entertainment all week.

Here's a cure for cheering you up during the recession...

It always works for me!

The way she's hoisting that water up, you'd think she had powers or something...

I'll make her panties wet and she won't be anywhere near the ocean!

Oh my Gosh, Ryan! These things are bigger than my hands! Wanna feel them yourself?

(If he doesn't, I most certainly will.)

What was that noise? Is that Brown trying to catch me naked again?

I think I'm actually going to catch her this time. Ohhh yeahhh!

Hey Ladies! Who wants to play truth or dare?

OMG! Today's color is GREEN!

Brown and green go great together.

Mmmmm! Beautiful bodies, tits and kiss...

...having them on top of me would be even more beautiful.

Don't you wish she was thinking: "Pull these off and you can lick"?

I know I do.

Winner! Phuckalicious Phone Cam Shot Hall of Fame!

My mouth is watering right now!

I'd suck on both pairs...I especially love the taller one.

I doubt any of those knuckleheads back there would know what to do with these babes.

Ryan, you did it again...Thanks for distracting her so I could get the shot.

Very nice cleavage.

Is THIS how you want me to prepare for you, Big Daddy?

(Oh yeah...I'm about to break you in really nicely in to the world of erotica (and possibly hardcore.)

What in the world are you ladies doing in my tub at this timeshare? Uh..Actually never mind...Let me get the drinks!

When you have four hot chicks at your house, you don't ask questions...Just get the liqour out and prepare for a very nice phuckfest.

Who the phuck needs Viagra? One look at those IS my Viagra!

Mmmm...and ya'll who titties these are too...

Sexalicious Sefl Shots...I love it when women are vain and sexy at the same time.

Open wide and say "Ah!"

(I don't know if your mouth is open wide enough for what I want to put in it.) Heh!

Bring your head down between these please.

(Well...Okay. Since you said please!)

She's looking down and thinking: "Aw phuck! Brown's going to put that long thing in us?...That's going to hurt!"

I'd simply tell her: "I promise to be gentle....at least on the first stroke!" Heh! Heh!

I'm not done testing you, Brown...You said you like me clothed and naked right?

(You bet...especially when you're at my house and naked in my bedroom.)

Wanna taste my caramel, Mr. Brown?

(You know it. Caramel melts in my mouth...and so will you!)

Ewa's tits look phucktabulous, no matter how you suck them!

De-phucking-lish!

The Sensational Shannon Show: The Ultimate Party Girl - Season 2

Nobody parties better than this chick...and she always brings the hottest babes to my party. She is the epitome of "Life of the party."

It's always a pleasure to pleasure you, Brown....Now bring your head between these just the way you like it.

(Girl, you've got me spoiled...To what do I owe the pleasure? Mmmm!)

I asked them to do something hot for me...

(Sh*t like that is the ticket!)