I guess you wanna get freaky tonight huh, Brown? How do you like THIS for size?

(Mmmm...Girl, you shouldn't do that kind of stuff.)

These would be better push ups if you were under me, Brown.

(We can arrange for that exercise too, Baby!)

Are THESE all you think about, Tank? What about my brain?

(Uh...your brain? What does that have to do with titties?)

She obviously is not focused on the self shot because she's too busy looking up at me smiling...

...and she's already won me over with that cleavage.

Brown! I thought you were playing when you said you were going to let me onto your blog! Want me to show a little something to please your droolers?

(You betcha...Let start with a nice bra shot. Oh, that would be so nice, especially since you're so phucking hot!)

You really think I'm that sexy, Brown? I think I'll let you see a little more...

(Oh my! Just seeing the cleavage alone has my mouth watering. Yes, Baby...Show me what you've got!)

I trust the droolers will be elated to take a look at these...What do you think?

(Holy sweet please us! Those are phucking phemonenal! My mouth would have to be surgically removed from those! You have most certainly pleased the drooler squad with those. Thank you, Baby!)

Alright...I'm all dressed up cowgirl style. Who's mustache can I ride today? I wanna go yeehaa!!!

(Mine, Tokyo Jane! MINE!!!!)

This is such a lovely home, Mr. Brown...May I see your bedrooms too?

(Natasha, If we go up to see my bedroom, it won't be to look around, Baby!)

I didn't even notice the weird look on her face until an hour after I stopped staring at the tits...

...and I still barely noticed then because I'm still staring at the tits.

You gonna put me on your Babes of Cafe Mocha blog too, Brown? If you do, I'll let you taste these all night.

(Sure, Baby...That'll be my pleasure.)

Actually all she had to do was ask, but if she making that kind of wager, I'm just going to play along. Heh! Heh!

Are you serious, Mr. Brown? Mariko said yours taste like a sweet chocolate bar, is that true?

(Well as you can see, it looks like a chocolate bar so lick it and see if it does...) Heh! Heh!

Daaaaaamn! Those are PHUCKNORMOUSLY big!

So big that I don't even give sh*t that she has a bad hair day.

Here's a nice tease for Tank....I might even let him suck on these later.

(Excuse me, Miss...Please don't take those out unless you plan to let me use them!)

Oops! Sorry I surpised you like this, Brown. I know you didn't expect me to be butt naked while you went to get us beers.

(What a very nice surprise. The beers can wait because that body takes priority!)

I just got a bikini wax just for you, Ryan....Wanna feel how smooth my legs are?

(Aww shiiiit! I don't think that's all Ryan wants to feel...Neither do I.)

I bet THIS pic will turn Brown on...I bet I'll even make the cut for his blog!

Now that's what I call a girl with a plan. That's exactly what it took for her to get on my blog. Her plan has paid off very well.

It's okay, Brown...The sight of these are enough to make any man pass out. Now get up off the ground and suck on these.

(OMFG! What have I done to deserve THOSE?! Phuck!...life is good!)

Mmmmm....That's all I need to say.

What a cutie!

Have a seat right here, Brown. Let me massage your back.

Hopefully I'll get to lean against her too...those sweet rounders are sooo making me drool.

Ryan's, Brown's and Sword's...So much titty, so little time...

...actually there's always enough time for titties!

Ryan! Are you looking at my tits again or are you looking at my face?

(I think I can easily answer that question, because I'm looking at the same thing...Your face will just have to wait. Heh!)

You think I'll be able to get free drinks all night with these, Brown?

(Free drinks and a lot of other things...Hell, with that lovely body, I'll buy your drinks myself!)

Ha! Ha! Ha! We're starting to feel a little tipsy, Brown...Are you sure you're not planning to take advantage of us once we're drunk?

(Who me? I can't be responsible if you two decide to jump my bones and ride my mustache....We'll just blame the alcohol. How's that?)

Brown's, Ryan's, Sword's and Tank's...Cleavage checks are the tickets to party with us...

...my little busty librarian babe fits the bill for me. We're gonna play "library"...There's a lot of stuff we're going to "check out" tonight. Heh! Heh!

Ryan, you and Brown look so cute! You guys want to take us back to your condos? I think we're getting cold out here.

(No problem, Ladies...Our condos just happen to be adjacent to one another, so we really can party between condos. Let's party!)

Lean down here and kiss me, Brown...I'm glad I get to reach up to your tall ass. That way I get to wear my high heels.

Now ya'll know why they love tall men.

Ladies, I'll need to make a THOROUGH search to make sure you're not carrying any weapons. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Now that's what I call some great police work, checking for weapons of mass seduction...or the perks of the job. LOL!

I want you to reflect on this really good, Tank...then tap my sweet ass.

(I'd love to help with that, Miss...I'm reflecting on that right now.)

Oh Sharon! I've been looking forward to this all night. Thank you!

Oh my! What a delight to watch in sweet anticipation...

Uhhh! Oooh! PHUCK! This feels SO damn good! I'm cumming!

(Daaaaamn! With that look, touching yourself must really be good! Let me help finish you off, Baby!)

We're just a couple of country girls, Brown. Do you like a little bit of country?

(I'd love a little bit of country right now...especially the freaky kind.)

Thanks, Brown! I'm just glad I have a chance to be in your blog. It's like getting my shot at the big time.

(You bet it is, Baby! I'm going to make you famous. Just stick around.) Heh! Heh!

I never did it on a table before...This sounds very interesting.

(If you think it sounds interesting, wait until you see how it feels.)

This sure is a lot of liquor, Brown...What did you and Sword have in mind for us tonight?

(More than likely the same thing that we have in our pants.)

Excuse me, Sir...Do you know a couple of guys that can take care of THESE for me?

(While I could probably handle them by myself, I think I'll give my pal Ryan a call...)

Ready for your lick, Brown?

(Quite so, Anna...with those huge areolas, I'm eager to return the favor.)

Of course I have VIP privileges...I trust that THESE credentials are in order!

(I'd say very much so, Kayla. Bruce, escort her up with some champagne immediately.)

Ahoy, Sword...I'm ready for you to drop anchor now.

I most certainly would drop anchor on her any day of the week.

That's where I'd be pointing too...

...especially seeing how nice they look.