(Uh...you might say that.)
Monday, July 27, 2009
Do they really believe a guy will call like they said they would? Give me her number, Kyle...I'll call her. Heh!
(With those, you'll have no problem whatsoever with anyone noticing you.)
*thump* *thump* *thump* (You called for me, Sweetheart? Here I am!)
I've got next hand with this chick...and higher stakes!
Ahhh...The rewards of making the ladies laugh.
As the ladies suspect, a nice rack and cleavage is always the cover charge to get into Sword's parties.
(Hubba phucking hubba! I don't know about Kyle but I like very much!)
(Oh my stars and stripes! If he's not okay with it, I sure am!)
Sunday, July 26, 2009
(If you're thinking about same thing I'm thinking, we're going to have a very nice time until we're tired tonight, Sweetheart.)
(You bet I do...anyday of the week!)
Whoa! This girl looks like she loves to phuck, Ryan. I bet it's really good too.
Get on it, Kyle. It's not polite to keep a naked girl waiting.
(With a hottie like you, I doubt I'll be getting much sleep, Marisol!)
(You damn right it's me, Baby! Allow me to demonstrate with my tongue and johnson....)
(Mmmm...Don't mind if I do!)
(Not a problem. Kyle and I love to train first time drinkers, eh, Kyle?) Heh! Heh! Heh!
(Ladies, I doubt Sword would even remotely make mention of a chick's exploits who like to sneak out and party with him.)
That must be a trick question because knowing Kyle, she knows damn well what that means!
This is one of many reasons titties are preferred 10 to 1 over the leading flat chested skinny chick. Skinny chicks cannot carry drinks!
Yeah...that's by design because by the time she gets to the second drink, she's going to fall flat on her back...and on to my bed!
(Yeah...To get you rolling like that, Cindy, he's got game.)
(Nor do you have to beg for it...Ask for it freely!)
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
(What pink hair? Oh! Sorry...I was distracted by something else.)
(Deal! I'll be right over!)
(Uh...YEAH! All the time, Victoria!)
(Like they used to say in the '80s...Phuckin' AY!)
(Shiiit! Those look so nice, I'll pay for the dinner tonight!)
(Lindsay, cleavage and titties always gets a girl free drinks...Didn't you read the titty lover's manual?)
(He's not the only one, Audrea!)