(My, my, my...Let's get out the whipped cream.)
Sunday, December 27, 2009
I'll let you off on the rent this time since this feels good, but you'll going to have to do a little more next month if you're late again.
Hmmm...Looks like I'm going to have to hide next month's rent.
(That I will, Baby. I will cover you with my...paint.)
W.B., Brown told me I'm part of your final initiation into the Fraternity. That means you need to phuck me with your best moves...Are you up to it?
(I have no doubt he is. The camera is ready...Roll 'em!)
You ready to roll in the hay with me, Tank? I'd like you to hit me with some good old fashioned country flavor.
(That why I need to get to Texas.)
(Why am I not surprised?)
Let's face it...I'm crazy about you, Kyle. You need to flip me over this couch and devour me like a sweet cinnamon bun!
(Oh my! Now that's a pastry I'd love to taste.)
There! This'll prove I was in Brown's timeshare...This'll give him an incentive to come back to Vegas for vacation.
(Hello, Jimmy?...Book my next flight to Vegas tomorrow please!)
Sweet! I'm have my ceiling camera primed and ready to go.
(You're welcome. I should be thanking YOU, because I'm rendering a salute to you...in my pants!)
(Hmmm...I would say PHUCK YEAH!)
Uh...Umm...I think she's talking to you, W.B.
I hope Brown doesn't mind me standing on his guest room bed...I like to bounce topless on beds to recapture my childhood.
Well! If that's the case, she can jump on my beds topless anytime...just give me time to set up the video camera. Heh!
Ryan, how do like my rack? I know mine aren't as big as what you're used to, but looking at my full package, I'll work you until I make you holla!
Yowza! Looks like that's an offer you can't refuse, Ryan.
W.B.! I don't have much money for you to help me with this remodeling job, but will a weekly supply of THIS, help supplement the payments?
(Well...If it's up to me, I think we'd have a deal. T & A is just as good as currency especially if you know how to phuck.)
This is an extra service we provide, Kyle. This is your reward for bringing your books back to the library on time.
(Oh my! Can you please tell me where that library is, Kyle? I'd close the place every night.)
I am glad to be back. Sword and Brown begged me to come back and the money they gave me was hard to turn down. I guess retirement will have to wait.
(You better believe it, Erica!)
(Yeah, right...Now that's a mistake I can appreciate.)
(Quite honestly, I'm willing to bet clothing is optional with W.B.)
(I know that's right, Shione...May you remain with us for a looong time.)
(Look here, Kayla-- You NEVER have to ask if you can come over. You come over day or night as much as you feel like it!)
(Hey! Can I get he whipped cream?)
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Swordsman, thank you for this time on your boat! Want to come down deck so we can show our true appreciation?
(Sweet! Now that's my kind of party.)
(Well in that case, that's actually the price of admission.)
(Please keep it out then...It wants to breathe!)
See what happens when you're away, Ryan? These ladies miss you. Welcome back.
Monday, December 21, 2009
(Mmmm...What have I done to be this fortunate?)