Sunday, December 27, 2009

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

How's THIS for strawberries, Brown?

(My, my, my...Let's get out the whipped cream.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'd like to get Kyle and Ryan into this. You game?

(Call me too ladies if Ryan or Kyle are not around. I'm definitely game.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'll let you off on the rent this time since this feels good, but you'll going to have to do a little more next month if you're late again.

Hmmm...Looks like I'm going to have to hide next month's rent.

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'm YOUR kind of work of art, Brown! Bring your big...brush.

(That I will, Baby. I will cover you with my...paint.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

W.B., Brown told me I'm part of your final initiation into the Fraternity. That means you need to phuck me with your best moves...Are you up to it?

(I have no doubt he is. The camera is ready...Roll 'em!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Mmm...Damn that's big, Brown. Can I taste it?

(Always, Baby...Always!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'm so glad you guys got rid of the party guests...I've been ready to get naked for a while.

(Well now...the party can really start.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Alright, Kyle! I'm ready to party. Bring it!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

From geek to freak! Sweet!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

You ready to roll in the hay with me, Tank? I'd like you to hit me with some good old fashioned country flavor.

(That why I need to get to Texas.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'm sorry, Officers! I didn't know I couldn't sit around the park butt naked. I'm from California.

(Why am I not surprised?)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Let's face it...I'm crazy about you, Kyle. You need to flip me over this couch and devour me like a sweet cinnamon bun!

(Oh my! Now that's a pastry I'd love to taste.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

There! This'll prove I was in Brown's timeshare...This'll give him an incentive to come back to Vegas for vacation.
(Hello, Jimmy?...Book my next flight to Vegas tomorrow please!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'm so ready for more, Mr. Swordsman! You are such a naughty knight! Pound me again please!

Sweet! I'm have my ceiling camera primed and ready to go.

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Surprise! I appreciate all you veterans, Brown. Here's my dedication to your service!

(You're welcome. I should be thanking YOU, because I'm rendering a salute to you...in my pants!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Do you really think I have to power to seduce you with all of this, Ryan?

(Hmmm...I would say PHUCK YEAH!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I hate these damn bras, Kyle! They're so in the way. Can you help me?

(I'd love to help too!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Hey, W.B.! How do you like my areolas? Are they a beauty?

Uh...Umm...I think she's talking to you, W.B.

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Phuck...My mixed drinks always get these girls doing my bidding. Seeing chicks suck each others' titties are on my list of things that make me hard.

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I hope Brown doesn't mind me standing on his guest room bed...I like to bounce topless on beds to recapture my childhood.

Well! If that's the case, she can jump on my beds topless anytime...just give me time to set up the video camera. Heh!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Ryan, how do like my rack? I know mine aren't as big as what you're used to, but looking at my full package, I'll work you until I make you holla!

Yowza! Looks like that's an offer you can't refuse, Ryan.

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

W.B.! I don't have much money for you to help me with this remodeling job, but will a weekly supply of THIS, help supplement the payments?

(Well...If it's up to me, I think we'd have a deal. T & A is just as good as currency especially if you know how to phuck.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

This is an extra service we provide, Kyle. This is your reward for bringing your books back to the library on time.

(Oh my! Can you please tell me where that library is, Kyle? I'd close the place every night.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Hey Ryan...What I have in my hand is not the only thing I want pumped!

(Niiiice!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I am glad to be back. Sword and Brown begged me to come back and the money they gave me was hard to turn down. I guess retirement will have to wait.

(You better believe it, Erica!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'll never understand why we ever had issues with race when the beauty of ALL women makes me hard.

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Oops! I meant to have the tank top all the way on when I saw you, Tank. My bad!

(Yeah, right...Now that's a mistake I can appreciate.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Am I freaky, Kyle? Well...What do you think?
If only she knew what I was thinking....

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Hi Sword and Brown! We've been waiting for you guys to dock into port...We have two other ports you can dock into!

(Yes...We plan to dock deep into you two. Ahoy, Baby!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Hmmm...I wonder if W.B. will like me in this?
(Quite honestly, I'm willing to bet clothing is optional with W.B.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Get some of this, Brown...I want to get every bit of that hard BBC!

(That you will, Sweet thang. I know how you love to get your freak on!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Audra never needs measuring tape...unless it's to measure how big those are now. Yummy!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Thank you so much for showcasing me on your blog...I knew you thought I was hot.

(I know that's right, Shione...May you remain with us for a looong time.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I know I'm in your Hall of Fame, Frat Boys...Can I come over to the Frat House to celebrate?

(Look here, Kayla-- You NEVER have to ask if you can come over. You come over day or night as much as you feel like it!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Oh Rachel...These are the nicest strawberry titties around. Want me to get the whipped cream?
(Hey! Can I get he whipped cream?)

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Swordsman, thank you for this time on your boat! Want to come down deck so we can show our true appreciation?

(Sweet! Now that's my kind of party.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Hey Frat Boys! Can I come to the party tonight? I know I'm a freshman but...I'll bring titties!

(Well in that case, that's actually the price of admission.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Hey Kyle...Are these your kind of party titties?

(Party titties? Now that's what I'm talking about!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Oh Tank...You have two options-- you can pour water on my t-shirt or simply rip my shirt off altogether. What's it going to be?

Either of those are a win-win. Heh!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Are you cool with my tan lines, W.B.? I wanted to at least give you some color.

(From the looks of things, Lisa, I am confident he's totally cool about those tan lines especially with that rack.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Surprise! You've been waiting to see these and here they are.

(Oh my! Mega-motorboat action!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Wow, Sword! This is a very nice excursion. I want to ride with you every time you're in town.

(I'd love for you to ride on me when I'm in town, Cassandra.) Heh! Heh!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

You really think my titties are nice, Kyle? I just haven't showed my body to anyone before. I still a virgin.

(Sweet! You are more than welcome to our frat party tonight. Kyle will love to make a woman out of you!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I can't believe this titty won't stay in my shirt. It's just so big.

(Please keep it out then...It wants to breathe!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'm so glad you're back, Ryan...I missed your caress and your tongue.

See what happens when you're away, Ryan? These ladies miss you. Welcome back.

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Ahhh...This sun feels so good. I'm so glad you invited me down to your Florida home, Brown.

(Always a pleasure, Babe. Your timeless beauty overwhelms me.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'm always going to make the cut on Brown's blog...He can't resist my titties.

(I guess you have me dead to rights as always!)

Monday, December 21, 2009

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

One of my favorite MILFs. Delectable!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Yeah, Brown. You dream about my titties every night. Get over here and make your dreams come true.

(Mmmm...What have I done to be this fortunate?)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Get in here, Ryan. I'll wash your back.
Nice. That's what I'm talking about.