Thursday, April 28, 2011

Welcome, Mr. Brown. Will you be having the usual, big breasts with chicken?

(Yes, Sugar. It looks like you already have half of my meal ready. Now that's fast service!)

Oh! Is this your hammock? I'm sorry. I'll leave this instant.

(NO!!! I mean, no...it's totally okay for you to show up everyday just like that.)

Do you know what time it is, Brown? It's...MOTORBOAT TIME!

(Oh phucking YEAH!)

Now that's the only catch of the day I want to snag in MY fishnet!

Take my shirt off? Sure, here you go!

(Just ask and they do it...Wow! Looks like this beach will become one of my permanent vacation destinations.)

Unzipping for your sucking pleasure, Baby!

(A pleasure indeed it will be!)

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Mmmm...Sweet thick downblouse...

They never fail to please.

When you graduate to titties that large, you know you've arrived.

Her sister has a way to go even with the cap and gown.

We're always down for the party, Brown...Your place or ours?

(Both would suit me fine.)

Yummy tight titty t-shirt!

Can't get enough of them.

Hi Asher! We wanna be in your fan club. Are you taking new members?

Asher loves all of his blonde, brunette and redheaded fans...and not necessaily in that order.

I suddenly love polka dots...

...and I'd love to polka this girl really good.

We're ready...Get some more magic markers out and draw something right here.

(That will be a pleasure, Ladies. I may just draw a mural.)

Yes, they're all natural...Wanna taste test?

(Phuck YEAH!)

Cheerleading? You're talking to a chick who invented cheerleading. Look at these poms poms!

(I'd give a nice "rah rah" to suck on those.)

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I call dibs on the middle girl of course!

My head is begging to play in that cleavage.

I may be smart as phuck, but I also love to phuck.

(That's why I love babes with glasses. There is more than meets the...uh...eyes.)

Bodaciously BIG in B & W!

First time drinkers are easy to spot...

...the very way she's holding the bottle is a dead giveaway. She is fine as phuck though.

Hi. My shirt is open. You know what that means?

(It means you're still overdressed. Ready to go all the way?)

Creepy looking guy staring at big breasts...

...I think we have some idea what he is thinking about. The rest I don't want to know.

I see you looking. Are you checking out my shoes or something else?

(What I'm looking at will always be above your waist, Sugar.)

Oh. My. GOSH!

Need I say more?

I love ladies with tight titty t-shirts.

They always put a smile on my face.

Double Delicious!

Mmmmm...That's all I need to say.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

I know you've been dreaming about these, Mr. Brown-- Now they are your dream come true.

(My oh my, Marisol! My brithday isn't here yet, but it certainly feels like it!)

Hey! What are you staring at?

(You should know by now that it isn't a hard guess, Monique.)

Get your head between these, Brown!

(That would be my pleasure, Yolanda!)

Luscious...


...and delightful!


Thursday, April 14, 2011

Luscious angel!

I don't need to say much more.

Fluff my pillows on this stairwell, Asher?

(He'll be happy to and so would I, Pixie.)

Delightful downblouses make me smile.

Without a doubt Mr. Brown would suck on these and lick around my big areolas.

(You got that right, Angelina.)

Here...lick as much as you like.

(That is what I always do, Kayla!)

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Ooops! Look at the mess i made with your ice cream. What do you want me to do?

(Hold that pose. I love ice cream.)

Hmmm...Where the heck did Brown put my clothes? They were right here!

Looks like she will have to get some clothes from the store all naturale. Heh! Heh!

Hi...I don't normally do this after the first date, but I love sex. Is that okay?

(That's the behavior that comes standard at the Frat House, Melissa.)

Come on in, Frat Boy...Deep!

(I most certainly will and you'll be pumped full of love potion.)

I keep telling myself not to take advantage of a chick while she's sleeping...

...but when the titties and nipples are that succulent, my mouth overrides my thoughts.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Just a typical weekday night at the Frat House...

...Wait until you see the weekends!

Are these the party favors you called for at tonight's Frat House party, Mr. Brown?

(You damn right!)

Look, Brown. I have NEVER met a man who loves titties are much as you do and the way you suck on mine shows. Want another helping?

(I'll always enjoy a helping of large titties, Stephanie. They taste like honeycombs.)

There's always a good time for cleavage--- anytime, anyplace!

Hey! Can you guys tell me where the PARTY'S at?

(With big titties like that, that all you need to get into the Frat House. You'll never pay a cover charge.)

I seriously doubt Asher would say no to all THIS!



A body like that will have very few men saying no...even some women.

I'll do it, but isn't titty popping while driving a distraction that can cause an accident?

(Not if you keep your eye on the road, Cassidy.)

All yours, Baby!

(I'd have it no other way, Yummy Girl.)

I'm ready for some action, Brown. We gonna work this out or what?


(We most certainly will work it out, Laurie!)


Fill our drinks and fill us up, Frat Boys!

(That is a given in the Frat House, Ladies!)

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Oops! Did I leave you speechless, Brown?

(Huh? Uh...well...uh...)