Monday, November 28, 2011

Big treats are for you, Mr. Brown. Let me fix my hair...

(Having you hair done is optional, Stacy. That is not my focus right now.) Heh!

Feeling good and feeling strong, Mr. Brown!

(Yes...and you're looking very nice too, Madeleine!)

What did you put in this drink, Brown? I feel great and so does my girlfriend!

(That's the point. Since we do not allow anyone to drive after our parties, waking up in my bed is for you and your girlfriend's safety.)

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Before they come into the Frat House...and after they come into the Frat House.

We always tell them "You're welcome."

Thank you so much for letting me use your shower, Mr. Brown. How can I repay your for your kindness?

(Since you're already dressed in the appropriate attire for the Frat House, let's make the most of it. That's how you can repay me.) Heh! Heh!

Cum get a taste of know you want to.

( a matter of fact I do.)

Oops! Looks like I slipped in the shower....Wanna help me up?

(Oh yeah...Looks like I need to help you onto my bed...just to make sure you're okay.) Heh!

Cowgirl MILF Action!

Yippie Kai Yay!

I am so glad to pilot The Swordsman's ship back into town...but he only allows me to do it naked.

Sword knows exactly what he's doing. I love those boat parties.

I'm back because you are a fan of my titties and the Frat House parties are off the chain, Mr. Brown!

(Yes, your party favors are quickly becoming the life of the party, Baby!)

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Luscious MILF!

Hey! I want YOU inside me!

(I think your message is loud and clear, Sweetheart. I will indeed be inside you as soon as I put this camera down.) Heh! Heh!

Hi David. I'm laying here waiting for you to make your move. What are you going to do?

I'm handing these girls to you on a silver platter, Brown. Is your mouth ready?

(You damn right, Baby!)

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Lois Lane has nothing on me!

(You got that right. Those are SUPER, Girl!)

Ha! My side view brings the boys to the yard every time.

(Indeed it does.)

What do you think of THESE, Brown?

(Oh my! Those are impressive indeed!)

Oh my sweet please us!

Very eye pleasing.

Holy mouthfuls, Batman!

Your party platter is ready, Mr. Brown!

(Delightful. Thank you very much).

Luscious! I'd lick those like she's from Baskin and Boobies.

Now that's what you call a grand invitation for my mouth.

As a fan of the Frat House, I hope the Frat Brothers will consider me as one of the new Frat House MILFs...

(With that look, I say you are well qualified.)

As you can see, David. I unwrap very a birthday present. When is your birthday?

(Meagan, ANY time you unwrap becomes his birthday...and mine!)

Sometimes it really it NOT about looking at the face, before the so!

Whoops! Looks like I forgot to tie the bottom of my bikini. I hate when that happens.

(I don't hate it at all, Baby).

See through is the NEW Black.

(Mmmm...even a small "C" cup looks good in that).

Get in, Mr. Brown!

(Thank you. I most certainly will).

Two fingers is a wonderful thing!

Cutie pie!

Hi David. I come highly recommended by Mr. Brown. I hope I meet your expectations.


Special delivery, Mr. Brown!

(Mmmm...very nice display)

Thursday, November 10, 2011

What was I thinking? I don't ever need to wear a bra at the Frat House. I can come as I am!

She's got that right. Clothing and bras are always optional at the Frat House. That way, our ladies save a ton on clothes. Heh!

I am so excited about attending your frat brothers in this sauna, Mr. Brown. What can I do for you?

(Lisa, you are doing plenty just standing there. Yum!)

Didn't you call for room service, Mr. Brown? I'm on the dessert menu.

(Oh my! Yes indeed. That room service menu is the best I've ever seen. Delectable!)

Nothing spells Hooters like real titties, Brown. You can taste test them if you don't believe me.

(Rachel, I never take a girl's word on the authenticity of their titties. Taste tests are mandatory.)

Nice jacuzzi, Brown. I'm impressed with the upgrades at the Frat House!

(Having your big titties in our jacuzzi is the TRUE upgrade, Wifey. Would you be one of our new Frat House MILF moms?)

You're going to have fun with these strawberries, Mr. Brown.

(Indeed! I pick both to put into my mouth.)

I'd rather please you than tease you, Brown...You'll thank me when I move my hands.

(Liz, I'm ALREADY thanking you.)