Thursday, January 19, 2012

Sure, I'm great at cards...what makes you think I'd try to press the advantage with distractions?

(Right off the bat, I can think of a...couple of reasons how you would.)

You really want to get behind me, don't you, Brown? Why don't you just do it.

(Oh my! Yes I do very much. Thank you.)

Hello, Mr. Brown...are you ready for your next appointment of therapy?

(Indeed I am, Dr. Michaels...If there's for loving titties, I don't want it!)

The perks of being a freshman is that one of those Frat Boys are going to suck on these. I love college!

(Yup...we're glad you love college too. We're going to teach you a lesson at the Frat House.) Heh!