The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Brown, did you really think I came here to play around? I came here to phuck! Now get over here and teach my sweet ass a lesson.

(Oh my! Class is definitely in session today, Baby!)

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Are you Frat Boys sure you can handle all this sweetness? I like it rough!

(Rough? We do rough...just sign this disclaimer.) Heh!

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Look, Brown...I know I'm a freshman but I'm also tight.

(Well! In that case, you're tight, properly "clothed" and most definitely right for tonight's Frat party!)

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Case in point, there is no mystery why I love Spring Break so much!

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

W.B., the titties aren't going to lick themselves...HELP HER!

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Well, Sword...You said you're good with your lips...instead of money, I always say put the titties where your mouth is.

(Now THAT'S a Frat House motto if I ever heard one!)

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Ohhh! I am SOOO horny! If Ryan doesn't get here soon...!

*In my fake Ryan voice* (Hey Carla...It's me, Ryan! Put the blindfold on and I'll be right up.)

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Alright...Which of your Frat Boys want to get smothered?

(Me!!!! Can you slap me with those first?) Heh!

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Hey Brown! I'm going to bounce on your c*ck like a hippity hop!

(Sweet, Gia! I didn't know it was my BIRTHDAY!)

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

I'm a first time drinker and a virgin. I wonder which one of the those Frat Boy hunks are going to give me my first time experience?

(Uh...I would say ALL of us are going to give you your...orientation.)

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

What do you mean I'm naked? I have socks on!

(That what we tell all the ladies coming into our Frat House, Pixie...If they have socks on, they're not naked!) Heh! Heh!

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Hmmm...I wonder if Kyle likes a little Brown Sugar in his diet?

(Wonder no more, Keisha...He DOES!)

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Hi, W.B.! Your face here, please!

(Wow! Can I join in too, Kandace?)

The doctor ordered a dosage of Naked Fest as part of your therapy...That's a good phucking doctor!

Get in here, Ryan! We know you had a hard day's work and we want you to relax...What we want hard from you is not your day.

(Oh my! I had a hard day too, Ladies...)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Hey Kyle...You wanna taste the other one or just watch?

(Both offers sound like a win-win to me.)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Uh...Am I doing it right?

(Well...It's looks okay, but let me show you how it's really done!)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

I almost didn't notice the excessive makeup because I was too busy looking at that sweet rack...

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Dammit, Kyle! What's up with you leaving the electrical tape around? Now they're getting creative with it and making pasties! Take that off of her this instant!

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

I heard you Frat Boys are titty freaks. Is that true? I bet I could fit right in with THESE huh?

(Uh, YEAH...but the house rules indicate that we all must do a taste test for any newcummers to be inducted.) Heh! Heh!

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Hi W.B.! We're here to relax and bathe you courtesy of Brown...Are you ready for your washdown?

You can thank me later, W.B.

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

That is the formal greeting of the ladies visiting the Frat House!

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Ohhh Brown! I need your sweet tongue on my sweet kitty kat!

(My tongue you will get, Baby...I'll do you so good, you'll want to move in tonight.)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

I'm willing to bet that this pic will most certainly be posted on Brown's blog. My boobs look too good for him to overlook.

(You got that right, Sandra!)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

This is a very nice set of quarters, Swordsman! Your yacht is a big as a house!

(It's no surprise. It always get you ladies naked.)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

I know you've been thinking about how I look naked so...Baddddowwww! Here I am. You like?

(I know I like it. Sweeeet!)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

I found your electrical tape, Kyle...Do you still need it?

(Hey! Can someone get me some electrical tape over here?)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Welcome home, Brownie Baby! I wanted you to feel good after a hard day's work, so I wore this! You like?

(Uh...um...Did you say something?)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Since I'm appointed your Frat House's "Goodwill Ambassador", all of the frat brother can suck on these any time they like.

(I'm sooo glad I made a call on this decision.)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Mmmm...This water feels great, W.B...Want to join me?

(I know I want to join her...Especially since she's in my pool.)

Only the Naked Fest can bring out the nastiness in any lady!

Wow! Here comes Kyle right now. I'll wait for him here to give his the proper greeting.

(Now that's a greeting I could work with!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

How's THIS for strawberries, Brown?

(My, my, my...Let's get out the whipped cream.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'd like to get Kyle and Ryan into this. You game?

(Call me too ladies if Ryan or Kyle are not around. I'm definitely game.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'll let you off on the rent this time since this feels good, but you'll going to have to do a little more next month if you're late again.

Hmmm...Looks like I'm going to have to hide next month's rent.

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'm YOUR kind of work of art, Brown! Bring your big...brush.

(That I will, Baby. I will cover you with my...paint.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

W.B., Brown told me I'm part of your final initiation into the Fraternity. That means you need to phuck me with your best moves...Are you up to it?

(I have no doubt he is. The camera is ready...Roll 'em!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Mmm...Damn that's big, Brown. Can I taste it?

(Always, Baby...Always!)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

I'm so glad you guys got rid of the party guests...I've been ready to get naked for a while.

(Well now...the party can really start.)

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

Alright, Kyle! I'm ready to party. Bring it!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

From geek to freak! Sweet!

The Naked Fest is here to give the gift of titties!

You ready to roll in the hay with me, Tank? I'd like you to hit me with some good old fashioned country flavor.

(That why I need to get to Texas.)