Get in, Mr. Brown!

(Thank you. I most certainly will).

Two fingers is a wonderful thing!

Cutie pie!

Hi David. I come highly recommended by Mr. Brown. I hope I meet your expectations.

Delightful!

Special delivery, Mr. Brown!

(Mmmm...very nice display)



What was I thinking? I don't ever need to wear a bra at the Frat House. I can come as I am!

She's got that right. Clothing and bras are always optional at the Frat House. That way, our ladies save a ton on clothes. Heh!

I am so excited about attending your frat brothers in this sauna, Mr. Brown. What can I do for you?

(Lisa, you are doing plenty just standing there. Yum!)



Didn't you call for room service, Mr. Brown? I'm on the dessert menu.

(Oh my! Yes indeed. That room service menu is the best I've ever seen. Delectable!)

Nothing spells Hooters like real titties, Brown. You can taste test them if you don't believe me.

(Rachel, I never take a girl's word on the authenticity of their titties. Taste tests are mandatory.)

Nice jacuzzi, Brown. I'm impressed with the upgrades at the Frat House!

(Having your big titties in our jacuzzi is the TRUE upgrade, Wifey. Would you be one of our new Frat House MILF moms?)

You're going to have fun with these strawberries, Mr. Brown.

(Indeed! I pick both to put into my mouth.)

I'd rather please you than tease you, Brown...You'll thank me when I move my hands.

(Liz, I'm ALREADY thanking you.)

You know you want to partake in the big titty buffet, Brown. Come and get some.

(You damn right I will, Sweetheart. Mmmm...)

Ha! Ha! Ha! Whoops! Do you think I pulled my shirt too far?

(Huh? Oh! Uh...no, not at all).

You wanna dip me, Baby?

(Indeed I do, in more ways than one).

Are you Frat Boys ready for Motorboat Mondays?

(You bet we are, Amanda! You sure know how to make Mondays the most exciting day of the week)

It's like I find a new reason to love the beach every time I come out.

Yum! Yum!!

Watching a woman touch herself is not voyeurism, it's a work of art!

Hi Brown. Our car broke down and we're stranded. Can we stay at your Frat House until we get our car fixed?

(Sure. There are definitely ways you ladies can pay us back for our generousity.) Heh! Heh!

Hello, Brown. Welcome to my home and my titties!

(Wow. Now that is a bodacious buffet of delicate delights!)

Alright, Brown. They are not going to suck themselves. Get to them or I'm putting them back!

(Hey! Take it easy! I was trying to see which one I was going to suck on first!)

Just looking yummy in yellow for you, Brown!

(Mmmm...I'd have you no other way, Jessica!)

Yum Yum! Looks who's back! Sweet Ericka!

How sweet it is!

Mmmm...Beautiful face, skin and body...

...that is one deliciously unbeatable combination.

Hey Frat Boys! I'm here for my Freshman orientation...are these to your specifications?

(I've never been big on piercings especially on nipples, but as nice as those are, I'll make an exception this time.)

Yummy in Yellow!

Come suck on these. Resistance is futile...

Oh My! You got that right!

Hmmm...I wonder if that Frat Boy David will be too distracted if I wore THIS outfit? I might just win the match today.

(Hell, if you were playing me, I'd have to say you have already scored points long before we hit the court.)

Don't let my bookworm perception fool ya...I'm capable of a lot more than just reading books.

(Oh my sweet please us! I can definitely see that!)

Ladies like her would keep me cummin' back hundreds of times.!

Yowza!

She is deliciously ON!

My oh my!

I love it when they do that.

I doubt I need to say much about this one. Mmmm...

Excuse me, Sir. I saw you fall and I came to help. Why are you smiling down there?

(Let's just say you're a very rare sight to see in the woods everyday.)

Are these to your liking, Mr. Brown?

(Delightful, Diana...Time to get my engines ready).

Her body is slammin'!!

One more reason to love the beach!

Wow! How did I lose my clothes?

*As I hide her clothes behind my back* (Layla, I have no idea).

Yum!

Here's your drink, Mr. Brown. That was a very nice motorboat with that beard.

(Thanks, Clarissa. I always aim to please).