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Wow, Kyle! You can charm the clothes off of any girl huh? I guess I'm no different. Can you start with me from behind?

If I was Kyle, I'd be tearing that ass up, spanking it as the same time.

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Damn! Those are some amazing looking tits.

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Hi Sword and Kyle! We like to tease until you two take control...

(Sweet...Can I get in on that too? I'm sure one or both of
you love train rides...)

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Hi Tank! I'd love for you to continue to oil me down, Sugar!

(Can I help Tank do that task please?)

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Yes, Brown...They taste as sweet as they look. Wanna taste?

(Phuck to the YEAH! I don't think that's all I wanted to do.)

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Where's Ryan? I can't have these titties waiting too long...

(Nor will they, Emma...especially with my mouth watering.)

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I know one thing...Brown had better lick these titties real good. I heard W.B. loves chocolate.

Keyshia will never have to worry about me taking care of business...but she'd better give some to W.B. anyway after I'm done because he's a frat brother.

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Ohhh!!! Ughh!!! Phuck, Brown!! You BBC feels so phucking good! Mmmm! Keep hitting it, Baby!!

(That my job, Baby...Mmmm!!)

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Are you sure W.B. would want to join you in getting some of this tight tenderness? I'm still a virgin you know...and I think I'm ready.

(OMG! I think I see W.B. running over here throwing his clothes off, so I think that question's answered, Sonya!)

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Phuck! We finally get to meet Kyle? We are going to have a blast! Wooooo!!!!

There is something about "Woo Girls" that almost guarantees a good time.

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Sweet Vintage Delight!

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Ha! Ha! I knew my titty would put a smile on your face, Brown!

(Isn't that the truth! Titties are a surefire cure for the blues anytime!)

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Uh uh, Kyle! How can I possibly be seducing you? I'm still a virgin!

(Laci, I can think of TWO clear ways you're doing that effortlessly, virgin or not!)

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Mmmm....You already know what pole I'd REALLY rather be licking on, W.B.!

Oh damn! I think you better give her the pole she desires, W.B.!

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Even though that might be politically incorrect, with titties like that, I don't think anyone even notices (or gives a sh*t) about what's on her head.

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Hello, Tank! I trust this underboob appetizer is to your satisfaction?

(I don't think they serve that kind of appetizer at TGIFridays. Otherwise, I'd never leave!)

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Hmmm...I think the brunette in THUNDER and the blonde is LIGHTNING!

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I sure hope The Swordsman gets here soon. I would hate for the police to arrest me for being nude in public.

(Hey, Sweet Thang. We can't have that. How about you sit with me in my Escalade while you wait for Sword, eh?) Heh! Heh!

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Mmmm....She could work some magic on my johnson anytime!

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So...Who wants to fluff my pillows?

(Heh! The question you should be asking is who wants to fluff them first?)

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I'm little nervous, Brown. This is my first year in college and already I'm getting naked...Well? How do you like my tits?

(Oh. My. Phucking. Gosh! Those are the sweetest looking strawberries I've ever seen!)

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Look, Brown...I'll take on you, Sword, Kyle, Tank, Ryan, and W.B. under one condition: I have to be the ONLY center of attention at your party. I share you guys with no other bimbos!

(Oooookay! I hope you have a few hours to spare. Sword, you take one titty and Kyle you take the other. Tank, she will blow you while W.B. take her from the front and I take her from the rear...I think this is a wonderful arrangement for her one stop shop sensual needs.)

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It's undeniable that while I love all women, I'm particularly fond of brunettes and she is no exception! Mmm...

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See? I knew you guys were up to something more than just giving me a ride from the mall. Phuck it, I've been horny all afternoon. I'm going to get naked and you guys better bring it!

(Bring it we will, Lady...Get ready to leave out of this van walking funny!)

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I know you want to taste these, Brown...but I promised to let Ryan get a taste the next time I was in town.

(Hey, Keisha...I think Ryan's out of the country in Greece. He won't be back for at least two more weeks. We can't let those sweet wonders go unattended can we?)

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Are you sure your new Frat Brother W.B. is ready for this? You know I'm a freak and how I made even YOU holla!

(Somehow, I don't think W.B. will mind you making him holla at all...Remember, I returned the favor and I think he'll do the same to you too.)

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Look here, Kyle and Brown! I'm going to phuck both your brains out, while I smother W.B. with my tits! What do you boys say to that?

(I say...Oh my stars and stripes!)

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Really, Brown? Do you think I have those "I love to phuck" type of bedroom eyes?

(That's a given, Alexa...Let's go to my bedroom now to prove the point.)

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Oh wow, W.B.! You're even better looking than I heard! I'm sorry...a wave of lust just came over me. Can you suck on my tits please?

Daaaaaamn! I'm sure a wave of W.B.'s man-juice will cum all over her too before he's done. LOL!

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I just hope Brown understands when he told me to wait here for Kyle and then get naked, that I couldn't wait that long. I needed to get naked NOW!

I understand perfectly. I guess Kyle just has that kind of effect on every big titty babe I brought home to meet him.

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You know, Sandi told me Melissa likes to sleep topless because she gets so sweaty if she wears anything. I wonder if she's a deep sleeper? (With that nice rack, I think you all know where I'm going with this...)

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What is it about you Brown that every time I see you I want to get naked and bend over?

(You know the score...You love to be dipped deep in chocolate and I can't resist those big ass vanilla juggs, so it's a win-win for both of us.)

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Nothing makes the holidays more special than a hot babe like Hailie in a tight sweater and jeans...especially when she shows me those sweet goods. Yum fricken yum!

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Oh Brown! You know how much I love to be dipped in chocolate. It hurts but I love it. Come taste this sweet vanilla, Baby!

(I love it too, Dana. I love to dip you deep in your sugar walls. Mmmm...)

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Ryan, if you don't phuck me right now, you are going to be so sorry!

(He sure will because I'm about to get naked and I've gotta have that!)

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It was so phucking hot today that I took off my clothes...the problem is the fact that when I'm naked, I'm always horny.

(Oh my! That's a good problem to have. Let me help you with that problem...the solution's in my pants.) Heh!

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This is one of my favorite positions, Kyle. Will this work for you?

(If it doesn't work for Kyle, it'll definitely work for me.)

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I'm not leaving this seat until you phuck me, Ryan! What you going to do?

Yeah...Like she really needs to ask that!

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Heyyyy! Now that I've got your attention, will someone give me a ride?

OMFG! She's going to phuck around and cause a 10 car collision.

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That's why I love cowgirls. They know how to RIDE!