Your pool parties are fabulous, Brown. Do you really think I'm overdressed?

(I'll wait until you answer that question yourself after a couple of my mixed drinks) Heh! Heh!

Come to momi, Senor Brown...I've got a really nice day planned for you, Popi!

(Oh my! This is going to be one hell of a day. *Gulp!*)

Brown said you had a special celebration coming up and he sends us with his compliments. What are you celebrating?

Yes, Brown. I'm soft and juicy...but you already know that from the Frat House on Saturday, huh? *wink*

(Ohhh yeahhh! You're a freak, Girl!)

Something should be resting on there. I've got an idea...Heh! Heh!

Exotics always get my attention...I LOVE Caramel!

Dipped in chocolate, they are such a delight.

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If it takes more than two fingers, it's too big...

...I'm just saying.

Asher, Brown said I'm a motorboat waiting to happen...What do you think?

(Those lip engines are about to start if you're asking Asher.)

Well, Asher? We're here for the Freaky Frat House Friday Nights! May we come in?

Asher, I say we let them in...now! I've got their drinks right here.

Hmmm...I wonder how my first time is going to be like...especially since it will be at the Frat House.

Losing your virginity at the Frat House is a like a freaky girl waiting to happen! We LOVE Freshmen. Thank you parents!

Yes...I taste like caramel, Brown. Wanna taste?

(No one ever has to ask me that question, Princess Nour.)

Of course you can suck on these, Asher. I didn't know you liked us Asian women.

(We both like them now that we've met more of the bustier persuasion.)

I see Tank's not the only one who likes tank tops, huh, Brown?

(Believe that, Sugar. Yum yum!)

Mmmm...I need to touch my spot, Baby! If you do, I'm gonna make you holla!

(Your wish is my command, Sweetness!)

Mr. Brown, here's your dessert platter...Enjoy!

(That I will. Thank you!)

When two drunk party chick press another girl's juggs together to pose in a pic, it always puts a smile on my face.

...a BIG smile.

I absolutely LOVE your Frat House pool parties, Brown. Take me to the Frat House pool and I'll slip into something more comfortable...namely nothing!

(Mmmm...Now the party can start!)

I know the one on the right is enhanced, but after a few drinks, I might compromise.

Dimples, Baby! Love 'em...

...almost as much as that sweet rack.*

*Not really. Nothing compares to a nice rack.

Oh really? Are you seriously going to post me on your blog, Brown? I don't believe you!

(I told you I would...cameltoes and all, Baby.)

Hey Baby! I'm ready for my freshman's orientation,

(yes...and I'll be giving it to you personally, Maria!) Heh!

Party girls...and I only gave them a couple of tequila shots...

...imagine what they'll do once they get one of my mixed drinks. Heh! Heh!

I know you like exotic caramel flavor, Brown. Thanks for inviting me to your blog.

(The pleasure's all mine...especially when we engage in a little Kama Sutra.)

With a couple of your infamous drinks, we may do more than a little playful kissing, Brown.

(Yowza! If that's the case, the drinks are on the house! Here you go!)

You want to place your head under these again, don't you, Brown?

(Oh yeah. You're woman after my own...tongue, Anna!)

After I wax your car, you wanna wax some of this?

(You damn right, Rene. I plan to wax that ass really nice!)

Awww, Brown! You're making me feel like a movie star!

(You're welcome, Sherry...When I'm done with you, you're also going to feel like another type of star...a porn star.) Heh! Heh!

I wonder who's that coming into the Frat House now? Does that mean I have to get naked again?

(Uh...YEAH! Frat house rules, Maria!)

This was why I went to grad school...

If there are more like her, I may go to post-grad. Yowza!

Thanks for the ride, Asher...How may I return the favor?

(I'm sure Asher will think of a couple of ways...)

I knew you'd like my angel outfit, Brown!

(Yowza! That I do! Mmmm...)

Are you trying to pull me by the string, Brown? I'm not a puppet.

(Not at all, Baby...but there is one string I'd like to pull.)

...because the focus of attention is all about her!

(Knuckleheads will always get cropped out.)

Yeah, yeah, I know....I look like Niecy Nash!

(Well it's true, right down to that fabulous body!)

You know you want some of this, Brown...Stop teasing and take a taste.

(Oh alright...since you insist.) Heh!

You said you wanted to wrestle, Brown...This is the only way I do it. You ready to take me on?

(Mmmm...that's the only way I wrestle too. Don't cheat and oil yourself down. Then again, this is no holds barred...lol)

Like my costume, Brown?

(Wow! Indeed I do...and I'm the one that gets to say "Hello Sailor"!)

Well, I did say I'd let you lay me down the next time I'm in the city, Brown. Enjoy me!

(Mercy! I most certainly will. Mmmm...)

Welcome home, Brown. Asher said the best way to meet your after work in butt naked. So...here I am.

(Oh my! That's the best way indeed!)

*Bottle clink* to Asher!