Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Wow, Asher! I want to learn everything. You wanna be my professor?

I think multiple classes with multiple professors are in order for this eager student. Heh!

6 comments:

asher said...

We'll start with Frat House Ethics 101. Teach her the rules of the house. Things like "Sharing is Caring," "How to Get Your Hot Girlfriends to Make Out With You" and "Kama Sutra Basics."

We'll move to the more advanced stuff next semester.

brown911 said...

Great curriculum. Is that why you won the "Professor of the Year" award?

asher said...

It's a very strenuous degree program, but if you can make it all the way through . . .

brown911 said...

...you'll get a golden c*ck shaped like diploma. Enroll now, Ladies!

The_Swordsman said...

She'll have an education she'll never forget at the Frat House!

whiteboy said...

And don't forget the extension courses at my house. Got a pool and a jacuzzi for the after-school party too.