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Is THIS seductive enough for you, Sword?

(Uh...Did it suddenly get HOTT up in here? Take care of that, Sword!)

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It's your turn, Brown...Enjoy!

(That I will, Audrea! Yessss!)

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Mmmm...Every time I think about how W.B. rubs his stubble on me, it drives me wild. I hope he didn't shave today...

(Oh my! Can I rub my beard on those too?)

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You got me laid down, Brown...Let's party, Baby!!!

(You better believe that, Sweet thang. It's on!)

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What are you staring at, W.B.? You gonna touch these and make them hard too?

(Uh...Can I help?)

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Are you sure this is okay, Kyle? I thought this kind of thing wasn't allowed with you Frat Boys until I was a sophomore.

If only she knew...Breaking in college freshmen is our specialty!

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Mmmm...I can't help but think about what Tank did to me last night, like that finger phuck. Mmmm...This feels good.

I love it when the ladies try to repeat their Frat House experiences...

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OMG! Brown's drink was so strong and I'm so phucking tipsy...Which one of you Frat Brothers want to taste, touch or titty phuck me?

(Let's just say ALL of us will get a turn, Shione...Starting with ME!) Heh! Heh!

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Uggggh! Mmmm! Phuck! I hope Brown doesn't mind me using his office furniture...

(Uh...Janice, I have no problems with that. You look like you're getting a lot of work done!) Heh! Heh!

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Aren't my pool parties great? Excuse me as I take care of that other side...

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Ryan, this is just my way of welcoming your fellow Frat Brothers to the Big Titty Block Party.

(Now THAT'S what I call a welcome waggin', Lisa!)

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To Brown,

My Chocolate Romeo! Love you, Sweetie!

(Love you too, Baby! We're going to have fun tonight, especially with those!)

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(I know you do, Baby! Come...Meet my Frat Brothers. I'm sure you'll love them too!)

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You mean I have to take off my panties first then my t-shirt? What's the difference, Kyle?

(I think he loves the anticipation just like I do!)

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It's something about jewelry that gets me in the mood, Brown...Put rings like this on my finger and I'll assume this position for you any time you like.

Little does she know, it's a cubic zirconia. Yeah...Like I'm really going to spend that kind of money on a chick I'm just sport phucking.

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Yeah right, Ryan! You guys really thought you could have this block party without some FAITH?

(The thought NEVER crossed our minds, Faith.)

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I know I'm phucking hot, W.B.! Can you handle my level of hotness?

(He can and he will, Cassandra! I'd love to join in if you're still not convinced. Heh!)

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How do you like my bikini, Kyle?

(I think he'd like it even better if it was on the floor.)

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Now THAT'S the kind of watercooler conversation I'd like to engage in!

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Sword, I'm certain these will persuade you to insist I come on to your boat.

(I'm about to insist you come on his boat as well. We're getting our party on. Heh!)

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I wish I could go to Brown's block party. Too bad I'm phucking grounded while the good sh*t is happening.

(With that rack, we'll find a way to either sneak you out or we'll sneak the party in to you.)

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Wow! I have no idea what I'm going to wear to Brown's block party! This is tough!

(I have an idea...Make the top optional.)

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I know you're tempted to dunk me, Tank. However, this isn't for swimming, it's just for show.

Looks like we need to show it IN THE POOL!

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You sure know how to show me a good time, Brown! Your drinks are the strongest I've ever had. Are you trying to get me wasted?

(After about a few more swigs, that'll be a moot point. Heh Heh!)

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I sure hope my babyface doesn't throw Brown off. I just turned 18 and I want him to touch me...I'll send him this pic for the blog.

No guilt here. Babyfaced, yet legal babes just make the role play more interesting...

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Okay, W.B. You'll have to excuse my shyness. I'm not nearly experienced with this as I look, but I want to try it...My parents were very strict.

Ahhh...I love chicks who come from strict households because they want to try EVERYTHING!

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OMG, Brown! You're freezing! Quick! Get under this sweater so I can warm you with my body heat!

If there's a day I WANT to be freezing, this is the day of all days!

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Sword's fishnets only catch BABES...It magically transforms mermaids into amphibious phucking machines!

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Brownie, other than Reggie, you know you're the only one that gets to enjoy all this. I'm even going to tease you with a little ass cleavage. My sister thinks you're hot too...even though she's not your type with her low "C" cups.

(Kim, don't get it twisted, Baby. I'll work both of you if you're down for the three of us having a blast.)

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Brown and W.B., I'm here for training and there's more than enough titty to satisfy both of your hearty appetites!

Thanks, Shione. Damn, I LOVE being a Frat Brother!

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Dry me off, Kyle...You know you want to!

Oh sweet phuck! I sooo wish I was Kyle right now. If he doesn't hurry, maybe with one of my disguises...Hmmm. LOL!!!

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Look, Ryan...I've been wanting to phuck you all day. I'm horny and you need to lift my legs up and hit this hardcore like a wild man!

(Holy smokes! Ryan better get to work or someone else will.)

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OMG, Brown! What did you put in my drink? I'm phucking tipsy and getting all this attention. Thanks!

(You're welcome. From the looks of things, THOSE guys are the ones that will clink bottles with me tomorrow in gratitude.)

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Do you always do cleavage checks at Brown's club, Kyle? You should enjoy these like my girlfriend Samantha does...

Party girls always put a smile on my face...Just like she's going to do for Kyle before the night is up.

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I'm back again...It's something about this red couch. I'm just going to just go ahead and get naked...Those Frat Boys are going to be here any minute.

Nothing like a giving a Frat House groupie a hard cock after a hard day's work!

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Wow! ...and to think that all I had to do was to hang around topless at Brown's beachfront property to get into his exclusive resort area....I am getting over!

If she only knew..This is truly a win-win for both of us.

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Hello Mr. Brown! You checking on the store today? Oops! I dropped a dollar...excuse me as I pick it up?

(Please, Heather...Take your time!)

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Hi W.B.! You ready for some more cinnamon, Papi?

(I'd like a little of that cinnamon too, Christina!)

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Ripped wet t-shirts are just a normal part of our block parties during the course of the evening.

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Don't worry about the cops, Brown. Let my sweet titties do the talking. They work every time!

(Isn't THAT the truth! Those titties have gotten us out of more tickets than money!)