Can you believe that I was turned down as a Spice Girl because of THESE, Kyle? They said they were too big and the other girls were getting a complex. Can you believe it?(Well, I think you're much more of a star without the notoriety of some faddish one hit wonders...your titties are more of an eighth wonder of the world, Baby!)
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Fuck the Spice Girls. Losing out on a nice big titty girl like you cause them to lose potential marketing appeal. Hell, I would've bought their music with big titty babes like you on the cover. No wonder they were one hit wonders.
I'll give you my spice as a consolation prize!
After our video hits the web, you're going to be much bigger than the Spice Girls.
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